You and I are in the fourth quarter of this game.

Why are we ever? In fact, there's only like eight minutes left of them.

This is crunch time. Don't you know

that the music should be solemn.

This is T. O'Rossi. This is Kim Coates. And this is theory.

You know, I wish I could just tell the people out there. You can kind of have a sand fam.

Rossi basically has me pissing my pants at the start of every fucking show.

I'm ready to be serious. I'm ready. You know, take me say, no, it's forget it.

It's not. No, it's already out. I laugh. So fucking hard at you. You fucking idiot.

So we just said we're going to talk about two things and then we're going to get into this

episode because I'm jumping on a jet plane to leave then on a tetra plane. Rossi's going

and the common baggy game really quick. Our merch is out there.

Do you want to hear something crazy about our merch? I just got off the phone with the one and

only Caesar Arvela. Oh my god. There has been over a hundred fake sites have picked up to try

to sell the shirt. It's the most we've ever had. We usually have like one or two.

Like a hundred huge now. How do you fucking assholes up there? I want a copy, copy, copy.

Fuck you. Don't do it, Pete. Fuck you.

Look at June. I just woke up. She's like, what are you doing? Stop. I'm sleeping.

Yeah. So there's a bunch of those. Everybody knows go to standard print. We did the one cool

design with the crown that I kind of came up with in my head. I must have saw when I was on

like a mushroom trip, but I came up and Caesar put it from my head to the page and there it is

and it's super cool. Might be one of our last. We're going to do one more. Maybe one more for Lucky

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