The Secret To Sexcess!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it. When were your parents banging? Trump trading cards Gold sneakers They sold out, but we have plenty! Trump’s NFTs and Alt Coin Bryan got scammed A trading board member PUA? The 21 Convention Breakout sessions at the PUA convention Boner Broth 3000 Send Krissy & Christina to a 21 Convention! Nothing special, nothing wrong Four Elements of Game Bouncing on that dick Puka shell bracelets get the ladies Feel that eye contact NO HOMO 100 hours of in field footage Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, so here's the reason I don't care that I can't do a handstand or a splits.
0:05.3	I was 11 years old when I started in the most phenomenally successful franchise of all time.
0:10.6	I have some of the greatest British acts of all time on my speed dial on my phone.
0:14.8	I have Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Danny Dyer. I have Danny Dyer on my fucking phone.
0:21.0	Yeah, but can you do this? I'm going to call him. We're doing the same thing
0:26.8	Jake. Yeah I've appeared naked on a Broadway stage. I have kissed Emma Watson.
0:30.4	I'm the most famous person you've ever been near.
0:33.0	For ffke! Take! You're madly!
0:35.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:41.0	Bown Braggs. of the commercial break. Bone Brod.
0:44.0	Get your bone while getting bone.
0:46.0	You know what I'm talking about, that bone-brave video,
0:49.0	straight from the ball.
0:50.0	Ah!
0:52.0	We make bone-b-bers, that's our bone broth.
0:57.0	Not FDA approved or review.
1:00.0	Why by a 3,000 Boner Broth?
1:03.0	Boner Broth!
1:05.0	Boner Broth!
1:08.0	3,000
1:11.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:15.0	Yeah boy!
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