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The Commercial Break

Huckin' Buckin' Forest Quantum Witch

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!! The Rusty Nail Another shocking story from Bryan’s past Mountain Monsters!!!!!! The Raven Mocker! A rub n’ tug for Huck Southern sayings Keep your eyes open, dammit Huck n’ Buck got punked The Forest Quantum Witch :O Ignore the fresh kill! Ah, yes, the fire breathing raven mocker Who goes there?! The Breath Of A Thousand Asses Jeff? Jeth? Billy’s black eyes Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

So I played with myself next to a hundred other women playing with themselves today

0:04.9

and laughed with them and cried with them and screamed with them and became just feral

0:09.3

fucking animals in the jungle in Costa Rica and I feel so bad.

0:13.0

Go to master me with your friends.

0:17.0

On this episode of the commercial break

0:24.0

Wabam!

0:25.0

You take some donuts and some Doritos and you put him into a cauldron,

0:32.0

Wabam!

0:33.0

You have buck.

0:34.0

I take a little seagor sibling, a little L-S-D, and some Iyavasca.

0:40.0

Wabam!

0:41.0

We're in for the final night of funding.

0:43.0

I'm the forest quantum witch.

0:46.0

Ooh.

0:48.0

The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.

0:54.0

Peace!

0:57.0

Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the Commercial Break.

1:02.0

I'm Brian Green, this is the Tommy to my Tang.

1:04.0

Chris and Joy, hopefully best to you, Chris Hay.

1:07.0

Oh, best to you, Brian.

1:08.0

Maybe at Tings, best to you.

1:11.0

We just got back in Tings. Oh, yeah, we had a Teng Twang. You know what a Tang Twang is?

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