The Secret Space Program - America's Spaceship Battle Squadron | 56
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2017
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Battleship armadas, space stations, Martian colonies, and moon bases – no, this isn’t the newest Michael Bay flick – it’s what’s happening in our solar system RIGHT NOW! Welcome to the Secret Space Program. With roots dating back to WW2 (why are the Nazis always involved in this crap?) – do we have an intergalactic fleet of ships patrolling the universe to keep the Earth safe? Some people, even some with (loose) military ties – say we do. Heck – that laser thing Ronnie Ray-Gun was working on in the 80’s was called Star Wars. Do we need more proof than that? We take the show into WARP speed and see what’s really on the Dark Side of the Moon (great album). Plus, was Thor actually a member of the Wonder Twins (obviously)? The fellas can’t settle the Star Trek vs Star Wars debate (obviously). And we learn Conspiracy Bot’s favorite character in either franchise is the Borg (OBVIOUSLY). All of that and more on the podcast that’s never made the Kessel run, but if we did we’re sure we could do it in less than 12 parsecs – Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the fourth hand production. |
| 0:02.8 | For decades, NASA has led the planet space exploration and |
| 0:06.4 | extra planetary technology. |
| 0:08.8 | Ever since we beat the Soviet Union to the Moon in 1969. |
| 0:12.6 | We have blah, blah, you know the lie. |
| 0:15.7 | Now, time to learn the truth. |
| 0:18.0 | With roots going back to the Thool Society |
| 0:20.5 | and the ingenuity of the Nazi scientists as well as a sprinkling of knowledge and guidance from aliens |
| 0:25.7 | The Americans the Soviets and others have been part of a secret cooperative space program the moon landing was fake but not because we couldn't get there, no, because we were already |
| 0:36.1 | there. Our Secret Space Program has several large fleets of crafts capable of |
| 0:41.6 | interstellar travel. They go by names like Space Warden, Dark Fleet, |
| 0:45.7 | and Global Galactic League of Nations. Think Battle Star Galactica, but less Edward James Olmos. |
| 0:52.0 | Thanks to the work of whistleblowers and hackers we can finally uncover the truth and expose the lies of NASA and governments around the world |
| 0:59.7 | Well, that are we're all in for a good laugh. Next on Asteria 51, join us as we boldly go where some people might or might not have gone before. They say I'm disturbed. I'm disturbed. From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 1:25.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 1:28.0 | You're serious. |
| 1:32.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 1:35.0 | This rain is gone. |
| 1:37.0 | This is Hysteria 51. |
| 1:40.0 | Here here. |
| 1:41.0 | The truth is out there. It you won't find it here. |
| 1:46.0 | They're coming for you. |
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