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Fine as people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood.

So come out whenever you can, but thank you guys for being here today.

And I like to start with something funny.

And please know, this is just a joke.

Don't be offended.

But I heard about this blonde lady.

She was driving down the freeway when she got pulled over by a female police officer who also happened to be blonde.

The officer asked for a driver's license.

She dug and dug in her purse getting more and more agitated and couldn't find it.

Finally asked the officer, what does it look like? She said it's a little agitated, couldn't find it. Finally, asked the officer,

what does it look like? She said, it's a little square that has your picture on it. The lady found

a mirror, saw herself, and said, oh, and handed it to the officer. The officer looked in the

mirror and saw herself, handed it back, and said, you can go. I didn't realize you were a

police officer.

Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly

confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same.

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