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🗓️ 20 February 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | It's always like what I call the plus one purchase in a pharmacy. |
0:03.6 | No one will go in and just buy lube. |
0:05.6 | No one. |
0:06.5 | People are always like, oh, get a bunch of other things. |
0:08.6 | Shampoo. |
0:09.1 | Orange juice. |
0:09.8 | Right. |
0:11.0 | Yeah, you guys. |
0:11.0 | I'm just saying I'm going to go by car. |
0:12.4 | No, no, no. |
0:13.4 | You're going to throw some other stuff. |
0:14.7 | No, you throw everything else in. Lou. And then God forbid the loop doesn't scan. Like if it doesn't like, if that code doesn't work. |
0:27.0 | This is What Now with Trevor Noah. |
0:36.1 | You know what? The more kids you have, the harder the pregnancies become. |
0:44.0 | Because if you got pregnant now and you had to run it after your... |
0:46.5 | Well, now I'm 58, that'd be pregnant. |
0:48.2 | It'd be hard for that reason. |
0:49.1 | No, you could get the kids. |
0:50.3 | Are you sure that you're 58? |
0:52.1 | I'm positive. |
0:53.1 | No, I ask you this because, like, some people don't know, like, maybe you don't, like, are you sure that you're 58? I'm positive. No, I ask you this. |
0:54.4 | I ask you this because like some people don't know, like maybe you don't, like are you sure, sure? |
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