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🗓️ 23 February 2019
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0:00.0 | Hi there, this is Matthew Mercer, resident game master here at Critical Role to welcome |
0:06.5 | you to this podcast version of the show. |
0:08.6 | If you'd like to watch the stream as an airs, you can catch it Thursdays at 7pm Pacific |
0:12.8 | on twitch.tv slash critical role or youtube.com slash critical role. |
0:18.0 | Twitch subscribers can access the video on demand immediately after the broadcast and it |
0:22.0 | also becomes available on YouTube Mondays at 12pm Pacific. |
0:26.6 | This episode's land right here on the Critical Role podcast network on Thursdays a week after |
0:31.0 | the initial broadcast. |
0:32.0 | Okay, with that info done out of the way, let's dive into the story. |
0:56.6 | I'm going to show you guys how does everybody feel? |
1:03.0 | Is everybody ready to stay in track? |
1:14.0 | Just moments from now, my friends, you are going to witness at these very tables of master |
1:19.4 | class and how to remember how to play a charity. |
1:30.6 | I got to be back, we have a strict no spoiler policy tonight. |
1:35.0 | So as you can see, we have fancy cameras and equipment placed all over the place. |
1:41.7 | This is being recorded and it's going to be released next month. |
1:50.1 | So there's no reason for you to hold your phone up for the next four hours and film everything |
1:54.2 | and try to bootleg it online. |
1:55.2 | We're going to put it out in much better quality than your crappy phone. |
1:59.5 | We do have team members standing by at each of your houses to shave and poison your cats |
2:03.7 | if you can do trade and answer the experiments tonight. |
2:07.1 | I hope you stand up. |
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