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The Commercial Break

The Scuzzy-Guy Special

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got a massage Another weird experience for Bryan Don't be weird about the glutes! The warmer the room, the lower the balls She needed protection Bryan’s masseuse had to be very brave Phone.com sold our phone number! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Macaroni.

0:02.0

What the chicken strips?

0:04.0

On this episode

0:09.0

on this episode of the commercial break.

0:12.0

I don't know whether to feel offended like it's my fault she had to wear gloves like she assessed me at some point

0:17.6

maybe that's what the light was about maybe it's a special light and they put

0:22.1

glauvy in the lobby and they put glasses on and they can see the level of scuds you have on you

0:27.0

Yeah, she had to work herself up.

0:29.0

Yes.

0:30.0

This light is revealing.

0:32.0

God damn. This guy is coming in.

0:34.0

Another fucking old white guy.

0:37.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:42.0

Yeah, boy.

0:44.0

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens,

0:46.0

welcome back to the commercial break.

0:48.0

Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the beautiful co-host of the commercial break.

0:51.0

Kristen Joy, holy, that's to to you Chris and best to you out there in the podcast universe.

0:57.0

Well, as we are recording this, it's official the Taylor Swift Super Bowl is over,

1:02.0

so we can all move on with our lives now.

1:05.0

Yeah.

1:05.4

And there you go.

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