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Shopify.com.ukau.ukes-spotify. Welcome to the screen rock podcast, the show where we discussed the weirdest and worst content that has been rot in our screens and indeed our minds.

What are we doing here?

Well, basically for the last few years, I've been sending you dreadful shite that I've found on social media.

Yeah.

Awful hours of the day.

God, no.

Usually on your way home from a gig.

Usually on my way home from a gig. Usually on my way home from a gig.

I've been taking your attention away from your wife,

your friends and your family to make you watch this shit. Yeah. And I think as soon as I've been doing that to you for a few years, it's only fair we start doing it to other people. I think that's right, yeah. I think there's a whole load of people out there that needs these kind of bizarre personalities explained to them.

Yeah, basically, I think most people watch the same shit we do. Freaks on the internet who film themselves doing all sorts of crap and have amassed millions of followers by doing so. We all do it. We all sit around watching it at all hours. And we should be sleeping and we should be working and we should be seeing our family. That's about time we start fucking talking about it so that's what we're here for and we've spent what eight pounds on

a scarf yeah um without that no that on that thank god we've asked around with cameras to the

point where we've just given up and started using my phone i've had to delete videos of my

children being born to create enough storage space that we can make this. So it better be fucking good. That's why we're here. That's what we're doing. And that's what this podcast is going to be. And I think what really encourages me is I think you're like a kind of savant with this stuff. Do you know what I mean? You like really know your stuff on this. Yeah. Oh, sorry, I thought you could talk about podcasting. No, not podcasting. No, I am a savant on rot. Yeah, I am a savant on rot. Also got the award from the arias. Yeah, that's a that's a, that's a, uh, that's a, uh, uh, uh, an award for rot analyst of the year, 2012. And I, that's the thing. I think you, I think you've got a lot to share with the good people of the internet. And I think that this is, it was almost a public service, really, in a way. Yeah, yeah, we should be getting taxpayer money for this. Yeah. I mean, the effect that this is going to have on our men's mental health. Yeah, yeah. Not let alone the rest of the nation's men's mental health. It's just unfathomable.

I think within a few months, Nandoes are going to pay for us to sit next to Big Zoo, Uncle Roger,

and one of our great lionesses.

Yeah.

And we can sit there in a Nando's booth and talk about how our men's mental health is getting both better and worse because of this podcast.

Yeah.

MC Grindr, Big Zoo and Jill Scott from I'm a Celebrity.

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