Mom!

Mom!

What is it?

Oh, Mikey, look at the newspaper, it's awful!

Yet another Chestertown high school student found dead.

Oh, was it?

Yes, it seems the student's death was at the hands of that large dog or wolf or demon spawn that's been on the loose.

Technically it would be at the pause of the large dog or wolf that's been on the loose.

Don't make fun!

What? I'm not. I'm just saying dogs have paws, not hands.

God is punishing this town, Mikey.

Why would God want to punish our town?

Chestertown High should not be putting up that production of Cats the Musical.

It's a pagan pageant I'm telling you.

I gotta go mom I'm gonna be late.

Hey Mikey wait wait up, we're coming.

Did you hear about that kid from our school that got eaten by the werewolf last night?

Oh, so it's a werewolf now?

I heard that it's one of the theater kids wearing their cat's costume as a disguise.

It's a weir-wolf. I heard that Henry Washington saw stalking around the football field a few nights ago.

Doesn't Henry Washington have severe glaucoma?

His glasses are like three inches thick. That kid can't see kaka.

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