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Welcome and welcome back to Restless Natives, the podcast. Good day Shaggers and welcome to the

All-Fart No Pooh broadcast from London's Leicester Square via Las Vegas, Nevada with a sprinkling of

Peter Heed on top. That will make sense shortly. Now before we go any further, however,

allow me to introduce you to Hardley Davidson, Sons of Wankery, cheesy rider himself,

the ponytail sport in Grenookey and Bell's Angel,

it's Mr Midlife Crisis himself, the trike pilot, the three-wheeler, the robin reliant of biker gangs.

You've heard of the equalizer. Now meet the stabilizer.

It's Martin Turbo Banana Cupsden.

You know what? I'm annoyed that yous fuckers are giving me second thoughts.

You're making me doubt myself.

The confidence you had in the bike.

Aye, I'm going, mate. You know what? I'm going to stick at it. I'm going to get one.

Oh, mate. I love it. We posted a picture today. I'm going to explain in a second to our guest what this is all about but we should introduce him first because today's very special guest turned down a life as a trollerman to find the

streets paved with gold in London town it could have been fish it ended up being films he's had

the dubious pleasure of directing Martin Comston snog in the face of James McAvoy but if you think

that's a turn off he also had to work with Jeremy Clarkson.

That's how this is going to be, Bryce.

This is how this is going to be.

Oh, wow.

If you've seen filth, have you seen Stan and Ollie, you've seen Tetris

amongst many others, then you'll be familiar with

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