Good. Good. What is it Wednesday morning? I see Stephen, but again, Stephen, you're slacking. You were third. No. No, he was first.

It shows up his third for me. We have the pre show going. There's Joel. How you doing? Joel, you're alive right now. Were you swimming? No. He was praying. I was praying. Everything's running late this morning. I'll tell you why in a minute. Well, everyone's here looking at you now. So say hi. This is my morning ritual. I told you I do the five things every day, right? Prayer is one of them.

And I got to get the morning prayer in before 10 a.m. Eastern or 10 a.m. Pacific, wherever I am.

I was in California yesterday.

I'm in D.C. today.

And D.C. makes L.A. look good.

And that's not saying much.

What?

The infrastructure here is so terrible.

So I get in, my flight's delayed, I come in a BWI, take an Uber to the house where we're living and miss the school bus.

The kids get on the school bus.

I missed them.

I wanted to surprise them, but they were already gone. Anyway, we have a walk to the train station. My wife is going to the train station with her intern. I said, I'll just drive you to the train station. You know what? We'll all go together because I've got to take my son to his daycare, which is a few metro stops away. So we get to the train. There's a derail train or some kind

of downed train, they said, on another station. So now we're delayed on the train. And then they

make us wait 10 minutes. Then they tell us actually the train's out of service. But we've already

gone one station. So we're not at our original station point. I can't get back into my car.

So I tell my wife and her intern, I say, why don't you guys just go take an Uber downtown?

Now, going on the roads in D.C. and rush hour traffic into town is a total nightmare,

but there's no alternative because there's no train.

So now they're in an Uber going downtown. And then meanwhile, I say, oh, there's no alternative because there's no train. So now they're in an Uber going

downtown. And then meanwhile, I say, oh, there's a bus. There's a bus going back to the metro

station we were just at. Let me get on the bus with the baby. We'll go back and we'll get in the

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