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Are there yet?

Good morning.

Are we there yet? Good morning, everybody. Happy May 11th.

I think everybody's going in the chat.

Sorry, I couldn't start it as early today, just a little bit later, but I think it gave us time for everybody to come on in.

So come on in.

And we have, oh, we have a special show for you today.

We have a nice lesson from Scott on the meaning of life.

And it would be a good time for that.

I have some ideas about the meaning of life myself, and I want to see if

they're aligning with Scott. So let's get those Monday going with a simultaneous sip. Ready, everybody?

Well, you know, if you want to enjoy coffee with Scott Adams, you need to also enjoy the simultaneous

sip, and you don't need much to enjoy it. No, you don't.

All you need is a cup or a mugger, a glass, a tanker, chalice, or stein, a canteen, jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

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