20 day fiance.

Hi, are you constantly consuming carbonated beverages before speaking engagements,

and it's making you burp and shit, and it's really wild and offensive to people?

Well, guess what?

I have a wonderful new invention that is intended to release all of your

stomach gases in one go so you won't have to burp. Exactly. It's called burp release. It's a nozzle

that you put down your, basically your throat, but then you open it up and it just goes,

relieving all kinds of gas so you won't burp during speaking engagements.

It's now, I mean, we're trying to get FDA approval, but, you know, based on everything that's going on,

I think we're going to be okay.

Anyway, thanks so much for having me.

I am Sophia Alexandra.

Welcome to the pod.

Hello.

Have you ever been drinking so many carbonated beverages that literally you just find

yourself ruining speaking engagements and you just are like, wow, wouldn't it be so cool

to release it all in one fell swoop? But damn, isn't it so

nasty and like disruptive to stick a whole nozzle situation down my throat? Guess what?

Welcome to my company. It's called fart release. Essentially, you take a nozzle and you put it up

your butt and you release all at once

the most massive carbonated fart and then you're good to go.

And you don't have to, you know, choke on it because butts famously don't choke.

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