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Hello, Wild Things.

This is the interview you've been waiting for, the one you've been asking about and thinking about and fantasizing about.

We're finally going to get into the morphology of Bigfoot

hair. Just kidding. We're going to talk about Bigfoot erotica, Sasquatch sex, cryptozoological

couplings. If there are children in the room, or if you feel squeamish about this topic,

I would suggest skipping this episode entirely.

I'll give you a couple of seconds to decide.

Are you back? Okay, great. Meet Virginia Wade. She's a New York Times and USA Today best-selling author of Erotica and Erotic Romance and the creator of the Come for Bigfoot series. We met in a small glassed-in conference room at the public library in Parker, Colorado. And my God, those nice librarians

had known what we were talking about, but they'd never suspect. Because Virginia looks like a very

nice housewife, like someone you'd know from the PTA. And you'd never pick her out either,

especially since Virginia Wade is not her real name. And that's a tennis player's name, but I didn't bother to Google it when I chose the pen name.

And then I found out later that it's a British tennis player's name.

Whenever you like Google it, I'll come up and then she'll come up and then she'll come up. And it's like, and then my book titles will come up.

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