The Santa Truther

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj This week, Brooke begins her campaign to normalize adults with emotional stuffed animals and Connor exposes all the HR violations in Santa’s workshop. Plus, they break down Time’s Person of the Year and the beauties of a siesta life. NEW DSDF MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Go to https://StoryWorth.com/bandc and save $10 on your first purchase! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BANDC. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Holy Fudge 0:35 Intro 1:10 DSDF MERCH!!! 6:21 Clear Your Throat 7:10 Getting Into The Holiday Spirit 9:20 Bring Back Siesta Time 11:00 Brooke's New Family 13:56 ZocDoc 15:50 You Have Nothing To Worry About 18:06 Connor's Xmas Beef 22:22 Santa Is Canceled? 24:55 StoryWorth 27:16 Santa's HR Nightmare 29:27 Normalize Stuffed Animals 33:03 Brooke's Aritizia Encounter 37:28 Connor's Shoeless Landlord 38:19 BetterHelp 39:50 Connor's New Home 45:22 You Know You've Made It 46:33 Connor's SF Weekend 51:26 Brooke Goes To Chainfest 52:58 Squarespace 54:29 Located In Cocktail City 55:41 Brooke's Message To God 57:30 Meeting John Mayer 1:00:00 Sunday Scaries To The Max 1:01:29 Delayed Hyperfixations 1:04:33 Time's Person Of The Year 1:07:16 Trying Eggnog 1:10:56 Cameo's New Star 1:16:28 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Pepsi Max. Christmas is great, but there's loads of ways to make it better.
0:08.0	Like sneaking some chili into the gravy for some extra oint or or build in a playlist that will even get your
0:14.8	nann up on the table or just cracking open an ice cold Pepsi Max.
0:20.1	Christmas. Better with Pepsi Max.
0:25.0	Holy shit.
0:30.0	Is it so good?
0:32.0	You have to play it up. No, I'm not playing it up at all.
0:35.0	I'm...
0:36.0	It does be like Google.
0:38.0	No, there's...
0:40.0	There's like 18 different...
0:42.0	Wait, what is it?
0:43.0	I'm taking another bite.
0:44.0	Again, you already said, it's so good.
0:46.0	Oh my God. Spiced White Chos, Pumpkin, Ice,
0:48.0	Sparch.
0:49.0	And you made this with your own two hands?
0:51.0	What?
0:52.0	Yes, and a stove.
0:54.0	Damn.
0:55.0	Oh, that's really good.
0:58.0	That's really, really good.
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