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The Sandwich Incident

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

"It was the most unhinged 15 minutes I've ever witnessed in my life," recounts Christi in reference to "The Sandwich Incident". But the incident happened entirely off-screen! It's one of Christi's most cherished Dance Moms memories, one she has thought about monthly for over a decade! So on the first half of "Kiss or Get Off the Pot", come for Abby's insistence of making children do things they're uncomfortable with, stay for a classic behind the scenes Abby meltdown.


The Select team is out this week so the production doesn't have to pay them, but Sarah H and Christy stick around to claim the top spot on the Pyramid. The rest of the placements seem arbitrary at best, Abby is mostly upset that the girls cried after coming in second. The moms point out their attitude probably had more to do with their teacher making a separate team to upstage them after they were on a long win streak.


Abby announces they're going to be going head to head once again with Cathy at In10city Dance in Ohio. To spite Cathy she enlists the help of Gino, one of Cathy's former dancers, to perform a duet with Maddie. While the pairing was obviously designed with Maddie, Abby holds auditions for the duet to give the appearance of fairness, but ends up just insulting most of the girls until she arrives at Maddie anyways. Maddie does not like that Abby is insisting she kiss Gino for the performance as it'll be her first kiss, but Abby seems dead set on making it happen for some reason.


The other thing Abby is dead set on is making it clear she was on Dancing with the Stars. Not only does she keep bringing it up, but she even themes the group dance around it!


Quotes

  • “Everyone was cracking up that you said these were all the books you read. I lied! I lied!" (01:32-1:43 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “That was Kelly's favorite thing about Candy Apples. They would say Candy Apples and Kelly's eyes would light up. She'd go, 'Can we get beef Jerky?!'” (09:59-10:06 | Christi)
  • “I'm so disappointed that 2012 Christi didn't say sloppy seconds. I need to go back and tell Abby she was picking up Cathy's sloppy seconds. That was a golden opportunity to use those words." (24:36-24:46 | Christi)
  • “The children knew that Abby was crying over the sandwich." (45:34-45:37 | Christi)


Links

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Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


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Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

0:07.0

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:12.0

All of this electricity. Do it right now, right now.

0:17.0

Turn the volume of, fly, give me your electricity.

0:22.0

Hello, our little illustrious bitchettes.

0:24.8

Welcome back to the bar.

0:26.5

This is bitch number one, Christy.

0:28.6

Oh, my goodness.

0:29.5

I thought it was Jill.

0:31.1

I know, I tricked you.

0:33.4

Or Holly, since Holly's now the 900.

0:35.6

Did you hear?

0:36.5

Yes.

0:37.4

It's the weirdest thing, Kelly.

0:39.7

Yeah.

0:40.4

I can't unhear it now.

0:42.1

She has totally different voice when she talks, like when we're upstairs in the viewing room than on her interview.

0:47.8

I wonder when these are airing.

0:51.1

Like, okay, so we're filming in May.

0:53.8

It is August 5th. Yeah, I'm thinking so, because

0:57.8

sometimes when the show is on and you're like watching things as we're recording, you're like,

1:03.2

oh my God, I sound like an idiot. I better change, you know what I mean? Like you're correcting

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