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Dangerous mid-morning debate with the great dictator.

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It's another fine mess for the House of Windsor this week.

The Royal Family senior members gather today for a summit at Sandringham.

The Queen has ordered Prince Harry, Prince William,

and their father, Prince Charles, to sit down around the table

and thrash out just how this privatisation plot by Megan Markle

is actually going to work.

They're not doing it till 2 o'clock this afternoon

because, of course course Megan has to

be able to chip in with her thoughts. I don't know why, by the way, on FaceTime because she's over

in Vancouver Island at the moment. Over the weekend, we've seen videos of Harry cringingly telling

the head of Disney, Bob Iger, that she does voiceovers shortly before she's signed up by Disney

to do voiceovers. We've heard all about how the Sussex's signed up by Disney to do, uh, voiceovers.

We've heard all about how the Sussex Royals are also now threatening to do a ten-all

interview in America in which they would allege the royal family bullied them and forced

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