The Salmon Incident, Al's a Cat, Elevator Fears

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2015

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Greg and his somewhat productive cough are back which means this episode wastes no time in jumping into the most important topic of the day: Jenna and #AL's avocado tree. Also we talk about Daniel and my upcoming trip, The Salmon Incident, what might be on your phone, superhero comics, what kind of kids we all were and whether we wanted to be older, get rich quick schemes, male vs. female therapists and therapy in general and plane and elevator fears and by the way I am still haunted by the elevator discussion! We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now, live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen
0:07.0	is your new best friend show tonight.
0:09.0	Allison welcomes her guests.
0:11.0	She's a comedian who after having a baby is really killing these days with her signature
0:14.6	bit, wears mommy, there's mommy, it's Genochim Jones.
0:18.6	He's a new dad who doesn't know how to get his girl to stop crying.
0:22.1	His daughter on the other hand, he just rocks to sleep, it's Alan Moss.
0:26.4	And he's a producer whose birthday is tomorrow, celebrating plans to stay drunk, it's Greg
0:31.0	Heller.
0:32.0	Chef Jeff is here to toast his chestnuts and stir your wasle.
0:35.8	I'm a husband Daniel and I don't know if it's the most wonderful time of the year,
0:39.1	what with kids jingle belling and everyone telling you to be of good cheer, all I want
0:43.0	is to drink lots of beer.
0:44.8	So come warm your cockles and the jocles by the fire, hop on board the love bus and say
0:49.2	hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:53.0	Hello my little bacon avocados, it's me Allison.
1:19.8	Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
1:21.6	I would like to say hello to my guests.
1:23.2	Hello and welcome back Greg Heller.
1:24.9	Thank you Allison.
1:25.9	Hi.
1:26.9	Hello Jenna.
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