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The Salish Sea Severed Feet Happy Hour

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Crackpot

Conspiracy, Comedy, Humor, Paranormal, Society & Culture

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2019

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Probably the strangest show title ever...but hey...welcome to Happy Hour, people!

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0:00.0

And the Hey everybody. It's that time of the day. It's that time of the day. It's that time of the week.

0:18.0

Guess what, folks? It's your Friday drive, a dish. It's your happy hour. It's whatever you want to call it. It's the Friday show.

0:25.8

Happy Friday. Yeah. Happy Friday the 13th like I always say.

0:31.2

Tim what's going on my friend? How are you? I'm all right man I'm all right I'm feeling

0:35.8

surprisingly good I ran a half marathon yesterday oh okay, okay, cool. Okay, cool.

0:44.0

The last, well, the first time I ran 13.1 miles, like I swore to never put on running shoes again in my entire life.

0:53.0

That lasted for like three days and then I felt better.

0:56.0

Last year when I did my first half as part of the training plan for the full,

1:02.0

I didn't feel like, you know... as part of the training plan for the full.

1:06.0

I didn't feel like, you know, I was going to die, but I didn't feel good.

1:07.0

Yeah.

1:08.0

This year I feel great.

1:10.0

Really? Well, I mean, great is kind of relative. My muscles are fine. They're tired, but they're not sore.

1:16.7

Yeah. And honestly, I don't know. The funny thing is this year for training, I'm just doing less. I noticed that actually which is weird that I noticed that.

1:26.0

We've been comparing notes on running and working. Yeah, yeah, it's like you know if I'm out of town for the weekend it's like it's fine. I know how to do it now.

1:35.0

I'll get back into the swing of it. Or you know if I'm just like super tired and my alarm goes off at

1:41.0

like 4.30 in the morning it's like, ah ah, forget it. I'll just, whatever. I'll do it tomorrow. And honestly, I feel like it's keeping my body more fresh already. So I can do these longer runs when I need to. I believe that actually. Yeah, you can muscle like the resting and the rebuilding exactly exactly

1:57.4

Huh and of course when I'm doing my running I'm wearing running shoes and I'm running down near the Mississippi River.

2:04.0

So, man, you got a lot of like overlapping conspiracy theories here.

2:08.0

Right.

2:10.0

So by the way, I'm going to take a picture of my running shoes and send them to you so that if I go missing and my disarticulated feet show up on the shore somewhere.

2:20.9

20 years from now you'll be able to identify it.

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