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Turtle Time

The Sad Story of Joseph and T-Money (Vanderpump Rules, Summer House, and The Valley Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss France, Notre Dame, Pirates of the Caribbean, the mid-season trailer of Summer House, and Jax and Brittany's faltering marriage. (00:00 - 32:31) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 11 (32:31), Summer House - season 8 episode 7 (1:18:34), and The Valley - season 1 episode 4 (1:50:55). And finally, Amy and Riley discuss #ClayGate - the infamous moment from 2003 when Clay Aiken put his hand over Kelly Ripa's mouth and the fallout. If you enjoyed this episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.0

Just raise your glasses

0:12.0

This once we turn off time

0:17.0

Amy Riley.

0:24.4

I'm going to say it now.

0:26.1

That's the most beautiful we both ever sounded.

0:29.6

That's the first Amy Riley in my new apartment.

0:32.7

So the acoustics, I think, are working in our favor.

0:35.3

You heard what I heard, right?

0:36.9

Which is that it resonated deeply with sort of almost like a choir-esque.

0:42.2

Yeah, it was like, I don't know.

0:44.6

I was going to think of like a famous cathedral or something, but I came a blank.

0:48.8

Like Notre Dame.

0:50.5

Yeah.

0:51.3

It sounded like a choir at Notre Dame.

0:53.7

Is Notre Dame open yet?

0:55.9

It got so fucked up by that one person who was unfortunately smoking a cigarette on...

1:01.9

Classic French.

1:03.3

The French love to...

1:05.2

Yeah, they still allow them to smoke cigarettes in Notre Dame for some reason, but I don't think it's...

1:09.4

I don't think it's...

1:10.5

Well, no, I'm sure it's active. Now, that was like five years ago. Yeah, that was, I think it was 2019 because I went, it was the last time I was in France, I think, and it had like just happened. We were like, well, we can mark that off the freaking list. Because you weren't able to even go in it at all, because it had just happened. Right. But I think they're making progress. Okay, good. I went 12 years ago. Okay. So it was much before the accident, but I didn't go inside. I went to Shakespeare and company instead. Was there a line? There was a line and I didn't really, for some reason, I didn't want to go to Mass. I really don't know why. I was being kind of a little like kind of like a little stinker, like a sort of like a weird atheist stinker. Like I was like I don't need to go to Mass at Notre Dame, even though it's like it would be the most beautiful in the world. So I was like I'm going to go to Shakespeare and Company, which is just a, it's like a, you know, it's just a bookstore. Yeah. So I should, I, that's a huge regret of mine. But if anybody knows if Notre Dame is open, you know, let us know. Yeah, because I, not to brag. I'm going back to France soon. Yeah, I remember you said this. This is the first time you've ever said this on Mike. When is that happening?

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