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Welcome to today's edition of the Rush Limbaugh Show podcast.

Yes, America's Anchorman is away.

And this is Mark Stein, your foreign virus coursing through the bloodstream of the excellence in broadcasting network.

We're here at Ice Station EIB, and I drove over the border earlier this morning, loaded up with

premium Canadian two-ply toilet paper.

I'll be selling that off the back of the truck after the show.

But don't try anything because I got me one of these

fancy new assault weapons that Joe Biden is all worried about.

The AR-14.

It's way better than the AR-13, so don't try anything. Yeah, Rush is out for a couple of days.

We have your pals and mine, Ken Matthews, Todd Herman, coming in later this week, and then Rush will

close things out. And Todd, Todd Herman, I think this is at his Twitter feed. He posted a

lovely thing this morning of a big moose wandering through his backyard. And he said that this is

God's way of telling him that the Lord will provide even in desperate time.

So Todd, even as we speak, is dressing that moose and settling in for a full bowl of moose stew a little later.

Ken and Todd in later in the week, Anne Rush, it's a busy news week.

It is a Monday like no other in the United States for quite some time.

I noticed just I live in a lightly populated rural area, but I still notice that driving into the studio there was

nothing on the road, because normally I find myself behind some Vermonter going at 28

miles an hour and have to pick the tiny little spot in the unbroken double yellow lines

to pass the guy.

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