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Welcome to today's edition of the Rush Limbaugh Show podcast.

Yes, yes, I know I said Ken Matthews would be here yesterday.

Ken was supposed to be here today, but an hour ago, Ken called in sick.

So I'm guest hosting for the guest host.

It's come to this. I'm the guest host's guest host.

Can a guy sink any lower?

My agent won't take my calls.

He says, try his guest agent's guest agent.

It's Russia's Treatment Week, so you know how that works.

We present a variety of guest hosts for your edification, but it's only Tuesday and the system's fallen apart.

So I'm winging it today.

No show prep, no surrey.

I feel like evil can evil.

When they used to say to him, hey, do you want to jump over 12 school buses? And he'd say, sure, let me finish my beer and get the bike with the

wonky handlebars up to the roof. 1,8002, 282 is the number to call. If you would like to

fill up 40 minutes or so, a valuable airtime today.

I got nothing. You might as well run the Hunter Biden show. Take away the crack pipe,

pay off the hooker, and shove the guy in front of the microphone. That's what we're doing today.

The good news, the good news, you don't want to miss this, is that in the second hour of the show,

we will have a special guest for you, the latest victim of the big shut-up enforced by the woke billionaires of

a social media, the My Pillo guy, Mike Lindell. You can't find him on Twitter. So if you're

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