"The Runaway Bride Expert" with April Storm

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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This is our MESSIEST episode of ALL TIME. Sydnee is living her best Caucasian life so we're discussing messy lesbians, Despacito dick, contouring your boobs with makeup and delusions of grandeur with April Storm Perry. Sign those divorce papers & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:18.0	Geographic restrictions and Ties and C's apply 18 plus.
0:22.0	Hello. Hi, hi, hi. Welcome to the unofficial expert podcast with Sydney.
0:28.0	And her friend, her male friend Marie.
0:31.0	Are you saying because your voice is deep? Yeah I don't know what's
0:34.6	happening to my throat but I have like perpetual morning voicemail. Young man it sounds
0:41.3	divine. Thank you so much so much, you know.
0:44.0	Quite wonderful.
0:45.0	Thank you so much, Queen.
0:47.0	And like my voice is very like young, don't you hear it?
0:51.0	You hear that like, I got an old Dionne Warwick voice.
0:54.0	That's what friends of love.
1:00.0	Whatever, how you doing? What's up? You looking great?
1:02.8	Thank you so much. I'm doing great.
1:04.2	Yeah, I'm doing good. I'm doing really well. I got up and got dressed this morning to go for a run and then did not leave my house.
1:10.8	Mm-mm. It's so hard. I mean it's hard. Did you go work out today? I sure
1:17.2	didn't. I woke up early and looked at the things that I had to do and I was like I'm
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