From the mountains to the sea to across the drag universe, this is the rumor mail for Monday, September 29th, 2025.

Thank you. Like I said, welcome to the Rural Mill.

My name is Joe Batant, and I do this show with my partner in crime.

No, we literally do crime.

We get together every day and steal money from people all over the world.

Only the rich, though.

We don't give it to the poor.

We just give it to ourselves.

He's all the way in the land of ours.

Mr. Nathan Patrick Brown. Hello, Nathan.

Hello. Here we are on the penultimate episode. Wow. Of the rumor about. Next week is the season finale.

I'm going to miss it. You know, I got an email from someone who said they wanted to step in in your place and be the substitute host for the room mill. We're not, nope, the rumor ending. Who was it? I don't want to talk about it. But what I'm going to say, I don't want to get into that because then that person might get, you know, I'm saying no, you know, right here in the air. But what I'm telling you is, I only want to do it with my new podcasting boyfriend, not Robert Mata. I used to call R. Robert Mata, my podcasting boyfriend, but no. Oh, really? Since you're newly single. Like, he is too, isn't he? Well, we could be in a thruple. Yeah, you know what? It's official. That's an afterthought thruple. Me, you, and Nathan. No, you are Nathan.

Me. Well, we could be in a thruple. Yeah, you know what? It's official. It's an afterthought thruple. Me, you and Nathan. No, you are Nathan. Me, you and Robert Muttah. Oh, right, right, right. Me, we're the power, we're the afterthought power thruple. Great. Which is funny, because my, my future girlfriend, Aidan, she also, you know, she might be a little upset. What, she's upset about your thruple? Well, she might be upset that we're going to, well, I mean, we're not official yet, but she might have be upset that I'm entering a thruple with her, you know. By the way, I should announce that I'm straight. And I have a girlfriend. Well, I have a future, a coming soon girlfriend named Aiden. and she's going to be upset that I'm in a throttle with two men. How disgusting. Yeah. Oh, my God. Taboo. Yeah. Anyway. Nathan, we have a lot to discuss today.

Excellent. And we are going to flip things around. We are going to do the news first. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, we're going to do the news first and then we'll do the voicemails. Okay. And we've got voicemails. I'm so happy about that. Last week is rough. Yeah, we have voicemails. Yeah, we have voicemails. But that's the reason I'm ending the show, because you guys, by that one week of like, well, the Scottish guy did send a voicemail, fairness to him.

But other than that, the fact that there were no news stories and no voicemails were like, okay, we can't do this show.

I can't be hung out to dry like that again.

So season finale.

And I want to say it'll be back next year.

I'm not sure.

Well, we'll see. Yeah. So, season finale next week. You better send your voicemails in before that season finale, because that's going to be last chance. You've got a deadline, people. Yeah. Last chance. By the way, don't worry. There's a lot of content coming. You got your, well, Hello Uglies is coming back.

Great.

Dracula.

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