I would start this episode, but I can't because the person that I love very much and spend a lot of time with is currently typing on her phone.

I was doing show research.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

I pulled something up that I would like to share today.

Oh, what does it say?

Happened to glance through my email, and I saw an email pop up from your address,

TJ's address. Oh, yeah, I did email you this week. That's really clean. Oh, you know,

I never heard back from that email. Well, it's because I didn't see it for days afterwards.

Oh. Would you like me to share what you said? Well, I don't know if that's totally necessary. Why not?

If you feel so inclined, like you think this is going to be a good idea, then go for it.

So the email didn't even have a greeting, didn't say anything about, hi, Jessica, nothing like

that. It simply says, I cannot stand when Willa uses Charlie's antibiotic syringe to play with.

It's not a toy. I do not agree with it. In disagreement, T.J.

Why do you feel the need to read that with zero context? Well, we could bring up the context.

See, but this is going to be uncomfortable for anyone tuning into this because it's kind of like we're in an argument now.

No, we're not in an argument.

I didn't know that you were so upset enough to write me an email, to jot off an email to me that ended with in disagreement.

Most people say sincerely with love. It wasn't sincerely with love. No, you wrote in disagreement. Most people say sincerely with love.

It wasn't sincerely with love.

No, you wrote in disagreement, comma.

I disagree with you about your practices.

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