Welcome to Giles Corrin has no idea. It's called this not because I literally know nothing,

but because it's all about the moment in the week when I have to sit down and write my column

but have absolutely no idea what to write it about, which is where my wife Esther comes in, who, having read all the papers

whilst I take the kids to school always has half a dozen ideas

picked out for me when I get back to be discussed at the kitchen table over a nice

cup of coffee.

Um... The key thing is that I'm going to talk more slowly.

Although people love the podcast,

there are comments on there which say things like,

I had no idea, he sounded like a chipmunk.

I don't think I can read the restaurant reviews anymore and the point is not to drive

way such readers as I already have an alternative or an option for people to bear in mind

which I do do when listening to things like the daily is to turn your phone

to slower speed. You can turn it to half speed and then with all those kind of people like

Michael Barbara O'Baro could talk really fast and here's what else you need to know today. speed and then with all those kind of people like Michael Barbero

who talk really fast and here's what else you need to know today and they all sound

like kind of the frog if you turn it down to slow then suddenly they sound more

like gore of it all. Both of our problem, of course, is that we grew up in very verbally combative households.

But people suddenly interrupted you when you were trying to say something.

Exactly.

And everyone wanted to have the last word and talk over each other.

And now in this house we're all equally stupid but equally determined to get our thing across.

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