The Royals Visit America | Governor-Elect Wes Moore

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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William and Kate's U.S. visit is overshadowed by Lady Susan Hussey resigning, Elon Musk's Neuralink is almost ready for human trials and Governor-Elect Wes Moore talks about being the first black governor of Maryland.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:07.0	Coming to you from New York City, the only city in America.
0:10.0	It's the Daily Show.
0:12.0	Tonight, the royals are coming.
0:16.0	Election officials under threat.
0:19.0	And West Moore.
0:22.0	This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
0:53.0	Let's see it. Let's do this.
0:55.0	We have got a great show for you tonight.
0:58.0	The Democrats are going back to black.
1:00.0	Boston is hosting another Tea Party.
1:03.0	And Elon Musk is going to be living rent-free in all our heads.
1:06.0	So let's do this, people. Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
1:10.0	All right, people. I'm going to be honest.
1:20.0	With all the news that happened today, I don't think we have enough space in today's show.
1:24.0	We just don't have the time.
1:26.0	I even tried to squeeze it all into a corset, but it just made the news look sexy and now got a role on Bridgerton.
1:32.0	So there's still not enough time.
1:35.0	But fortunately, not enough time is just enough time for a segment we call. Anybody got time for that?
1:42.0	All right, let's kick things off with the Democratic Party.
1:48.0	Easily one of the top two parties in the United States.
1:51.0	As you know, Democrats lost control of the House in last month's midterm elections.
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