The Royale | Sleep With TNG from the Vault #491
Sleep With Me
Silver Sleeper Productions LLC
4.4 • 17.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
I'm jealous of the Riker swagger, but don't let that keep you awake. As you slumber I ask you don't sneeze in my amuse bouche. I hope you dream of Data in a cowboy hat and Worf answering pleasant calls
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| 0:00.0 | from PRX |
| 0:03.4 | Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and friends beyond the binary. |
| 0:13.0 | It's time for the podcaster. |
| 0:16.4 | I, whose socks are too tight. |
| 0:18.3 | I think my socks are too tight. |
| 0:19.9 | This particular pair. Hey, but that helps |
| 0:23.2 | me focus. It's time for sleep with me. The podcast that puts you to sleep. Hey, everybody, I want to |
| 0:27.9 | tell you about a podcast made by a friend of mine to expand your bedtime listening. Now, would you |
| 0:35.0 | like to relax or fall asleep with curious stories from history? |
| 0:38.9 | If so, then try a calm history, a podcast that will educate and sedate you. Relax with gently |
| 0:45.7 | narrated stories about ancient Greece, ancient Egypt, the pilgrims, the Titanic, and more traditional |
| 0:51.5 | history. There are even more episodes about things flying in outer space, beings with large feet, |
| 0:58.5 | things named Nessie and more. |
| 1:01.4 | So just search in your podcast player for Calm History or use the link in the episode notes. |
| 1:07.4 | That's C-A-L-M, Calm History. |
| 1:10.5 | Check it out. Thanks, everybody. |
| 1:13.4 | You up only tossing, turning, mind, racing, trouble getting to sleep, trouble staying asleep. |
| 1:18.5 | Well, welcome. As I said, this says, sleep with me, the podcast, I put you to sleep. We do with the bedtime story. |
| 1:26.3 | All you need to do is get in bed. Turn out the lights |
| 1:29.3 | and breath play. I'm going to do the rest. What I'm going to do is create a safe place |
| 1:34.3 | where you can set aside whatever is keeping you awake, whether it's thinking, you know, feeling, |
| 1:40.3 | whatever it is. If it's physical sensations, you know, stuff at work, stuff at school, you know, just life stuff or, you know, temporary stuff, travel, whatever it is, I want to take your mind off of it. |
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