Hey, hey, hey, fly boys and dog toys.

My name is Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug Las Minis.

The show that touched Joe Biden.

More on that in a second.

Coming to you from DLMHQ in Los Angeles on Thursday, May 9th, 2019.

It's true last night I was in Westwood in a bar with my girlfriend and she had her back to the door and I was facing it and suddenly I see

Joe Biden coming my way and he had plenty of room to kind of walk around us but he walked so

close to us that I was able to gesture with my right hand

and touch him with the back of my hand as he walked by very gently, not enough to, you know, grab his attention,

and say to my girlfriend at the same time, I'm touching Joe Biden right now.

It was so weird.

And you know, he just kept moving and went and sat down somewhere in the back,

looked like he was just meeting with one other person,

and he had like two secret service people with him. I wish I had like just a minute like, hey Joe, and

started talking to him because he seems like the kind of guy that would stop and chat in a somewhat

empty bar in Los Angeles on a Wednesday night. But I didn't. I just settled for touching him. But if I did

talk to him, I'd say, hey, you know that the polls say that most Americans favor the legalization

of marijuana. So maybe you shouldn't be such an old dumbass and stop saying that you think it's a gateway drug.

That's what I should have said to him.

Either way, I'm not voting for him.

Doug plugs, it's happening.

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