We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1086.2 C. H2

2 H2.

Certificate number 52937, the Royal Anis of Louis Cators. Have you been following the conspiracy theories about? Her majesty about anything

about how where escalator steps go and they go around the top.

Yes, they go under the earth to the

to the and they're the secret escalator of the people that live in the center.

There's a cavern of goblins down there that melt them down and make new steps and that's what comes up,

the bottom on the other side.

I was thinking of the conspiracy, that's a good one. I was thinking about the conspiracy that's a good one I was thinking about the conspiracy theories about

Her majesty Queen Elizabeth the second how she never actually went to the moon

No about how she is about how she's not.

I don't believe that for a second.

There are photographs of her on the moon.

You can see her shadow.

You can see her reflected in Buzz Aldrin's helmet. You can see the corgis.

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