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Hey everyone, welcome to The Rough Corner.

This is the bonus episodes that sit in between the main We Can Be Weirdo's shows where I, Dan Shriver,

I get to go through all the correspondence that you, the listener, have sent in.

I get to chat about the last seven days of weirdness in my own life.

And more often than not, I get to sit down with interesting people around the world and chat to them about the weird things that they're doing.

Today, I'm very excited because we here at We Can Be Weirdos slash the Rough Corner

have secured our first ever exclusive. That's right, a world

exclusive. I'm very proud to announce the launch of a worldwide hunt for the world's

funniest crab joke. That's right. Europe's only crab museum, uh, the crab museum have launched

the biggest international search for the funniest crab gag,

and the co-owners and founders of the Crab Museum itself are here today on the rough corner

to tell us all about it.

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