Good morning, Ned Pohlz.

Called we'll hear with some great news about breakfast.

You know, for a lot of adults breakfast has become a bit of a boring necessity.

You wake up, you eat some oatmeal, cook some eggs, or more than likely you just down a

sad bowl of brown cereal that tastes a little bit like eating a book.

Maybe if you're fancy, you make yourself a little smoothie, but come on, that's unsustainable

and we all know it.

What, you're just gonna keep a steady supply of dragon fruit and mango in your freezer?

Nah.

Get real buddy.

That's not happening.

It's just not.

But, luckily for us, the breakfast problem has been broken fast by Magic Spoon.

Magic Spoon has replicated your favorite childhood cereals to taste good, but each serving

contains nearly zero grams of sugar, 13 to 14 grams of protein, and 4 to 5 net grams

of carbs.

And, with over 8 flavors like cookies and cream and maple waffle, you all get bored

of feeling good every morning.

I recently tried their limited edition sugar cookie flavor, and it truly made my day.

I loved it so much, I threw out all my eggs.

Honestly, fuck eggs.

Fuck them and the chicken they rode in on.

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