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A, pachas, ta'clock.

With you all rose, Adam Toydbrun, D'Brien. Hey everybody. Welcome to Conspiracy the show. I'm Adam Todd Brown. Join me as co-host today. Who are you?

I'm Olivia Hyder. Hello.

Oh, my God. Olivia, how's it going?

Hi, it's going. Great. My internet is out today.

That's not good. It's probably just a government thing.

Yeah, I would imagine. I assume it's related to the weird voices that I heard the last time I recorded the conspiracy

show.

Right, right.

I assume that there's like a government truck pulling up right now.

In fact, I'm going to look.

Looks like, yeah, I see.

It looks like it's American lawnscaping.

I don't know.

I don't know what this is.

Yeah, that sounds FBI related.

Or whatever that new secret service is that the Pentagon has been building over the past few years.

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