Oh, my loins! My loins are on fire! Take me Australian Lumber Jack!

Have you away with me! All right, welcome to this week's episode of Take It or Leave It, an advice-ish podcast hosted by myself, Meredith Masony.

Hi, I'm Tiffany Jenkins. This podcast will discuss all things marriage, motherhood,

and everything in between. Please remember we're not professionals that anything you may actually need so any advice we give you

you could take or leave because it might be crap.

On today's episode of Take It or Leave It, I'll talk about how I almost died yesterday. Oh God. So dramatic. It was. I don't even know what happened. I'm just assuming it's dramatic. It involves a rooster.

Not gonna lie, I didn't see that coming. I didn't see that coming.

I didn't see that.

Yeah, we could talk about that, we could talk about how I spent all that money on lip

filler and then it went bad and I had to go in and have it shot up to have it removed and then

all of it broke down and I have to go back again to have it removed because I make poor life choices.

Same. Are we going to talk about how you're wearing a silk collared outfit with a knit cardigan.

So first of all, these are my Amazon satin pejays

that I had to get for a party that I went to on Sunday and

I had a party.

My friend, she's delightful and she's

she's like I'm hosting a charshutary board party and I was like I'm

hosting a charshutary board party and I was like I don't understand what you're saying.

She's like everybody has to be in charge of a board of a sure shootery and we're all wearing

fall festive pajamas and I was like great

fuck my life no this is not I mean I think it's so cute and I love it and she is so

cute and I love her that I was like I will do this for you but it goes against every one of my bodily instincts.

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