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Get ready for the thrilling story of The Roof Man.

The notorious criminally pulled off daring rooftop rubberies are fast for you,

chains of businesses across nine states. After being caught and sentenced to prison,

The Roof Man escaped and assumed a new identity, leaving a double life in the local church

community. He committed arm drobberies, burned down a dentist's office, before being arrested yet again.

With a perpetually monotidious life and the possibility of escaping again,

The Roof Man's true identity remains something of a mystery.

Leading someone to speculate that the original culprit is actually still at large.

Hello, I'm Randy Welcome back to another episode of The Cantural Criminal Says Always.

I'm your host Simon. Welcome. Welcome. The format of this show is, well,

today we're covering The Roof Man. Has you just heard in the introduction?

The format of this show, I have no idea what this is about. Danny has written me a script.

I'm going to read it and Jenna, wonderful editor, is going to edit this. Let's just jump in, shall we?

He was a member of the local church. He had a steady relationship, and he was known for his

generosity in handing out expensive new toys to children. But by night, John Zorn was the

fugitive criminal mastermind known as Roof Man. The trouble with Roof Man is that it's

difficult to fully pin down his contradictory character. The serial arm dropper, who once lived

in a toy store, was part Santa Claus, part Robin Hood, part Peter Pan, part Mega Mind,

and part Easter Bunny. And although he made a brief appearance on America's most wanted,

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