The Roof Watchers: Humanoid Creatures Seen Watching From Rooftops
Theories of the Third Kind
Theories of the Third Kind
4.6 • 6.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Small humanoid creatures were reported standing on rooftops, watching families below. From Cold War America to communist Romania, this episode explores real police reports, UFO encounters, goblin sieges, and the terrifying Roof Watchers phenomenon.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to theories ofer Things of the Third Kind. My name is Aaron. The other host joining me is Danielson. |
| 0:36.7 | Sup, bitch. Now before we get me is Daniel Son. Suh, bitch. |
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| 1:17.1 | That actually helps us out a lot more than you know. However, if you don't want to, then that's fine. |
| 1:22.3 | We just want you guys, girls, aliens, big foot, satanic devil worshippers, Illuminati space lizard people, |
| 1:29.6 | underground space lizard people, above ground space lizard people, |
| 1:32.8 | satanic devil worshippers. |
| 1:34.1 | I already mentioned that, didn't I? |
| 1:35.2 | Yeah, Freemasons. |
| 1:36.6 | Freemasons, whoever or whatever you are to enjoy the show. |
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| 1:49.0 | And that is the end of the announcements. All right. So our episode today is called Roof Watchers. |
| 1:57.1 | And for us to fully understand this episode today, we first need to set the stage for you all |
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