The Romance Disasters Episode

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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February means Valentine's Day, and Valentine's Day means romance, and the Shutdown Fullcast means disaster. We review your tales of amorous failure and share a few of our own. Please note: if you have used the Fullcast to find love of your own, we would love to hear about it and we will not be held responsible in the event of your breakup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown forecast!
0:06.0	Oh, it's the Internet's only college football podcast.
0:09.7	What is college football?
0:10.8	A form of love.
0:12.5	What's love fraught with from time to time?
0:16.4	Maybe more frequently for some of you than others?
0:19.0	That's correct.
0:20.3	Love is a disaster.
0:22.1	Think about that as we're on the way to Valentine's Day.
0:25.2	Inevitably a misadventure.
0:28.0	A temporary arrangement of insane hormones, strange feelings, and inevitably, you know,
0:38.9	happiness?
0:39.9	Is that part of it, Ryan?
0:42.7	What's weird is this is the exact speech he gave at my wedding.
0:46.0	Word for word.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	Also, inevitably there's, you know, ocean tides rising, the earth like being consumed
0:53.1	by the sun, the sun itself dying.
0:55.9	So in the end, I think existence itself is a romance disaster.
1:00.5	Because the sun loved the earth too hard.
1:02.9	Yeah, it's like we need some space, pal.
1:05.2	Like listen, we've gotten along really well for a really long time.
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