The Rocky Mountain Mortician Murder Ep 1 (from our Patreon feed!)

True Crime Obsessed

Society & Culture, Comedy, True Crime

4.2 • 35.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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FAM! As a special bonus, we're sharing the first episode of our Patreon coverage of _The Rocky Mountain Mortician Murder_ here! Check it out, and then find the rest of our episodes over at our Patreon page!

Brothers Anthony and Charles, your friendly local neighborhood funeral directors, show up to take their friend Byron farm to take him to lunch for his birthday. But he's not there. Well, actually, he is...but he's dead, they just don't know it yet. OR DO THEY? And thus begins MAYBE THE CRAZIEST SERIES WE'VE EVER COVERED. This is a town full of secrets. But, like CRAZY secrets. Nothing and nobody is what they seem. And I know that's a cliche and we say it all the time BUT OH MY LORD THIS TIME WE REALLY MEAN IT. Buckle in, Fam, this one is WILLLLLLLD!

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0:00.0	Hi, Julie Bezavali.
0:08.1	Hello, Patrick Hein.
0:09.1	Pham, we're doing that thing that we love to do where we're taking the first episode of a series we've recently done on Patreon and dropping it in the regular feed so you can kind of see what we're up to.
0:18.3	Yeah, so this is the Rocky Mountain Mortician Murder.
0:20.6	It's three crazy episodes on, like, HBO, Max, Discovery Plus, or what have you. I know we say that sometimes, but it's like, it's really great. You're going to see in this episode that Jillian is worried the whole time that I'm going to give away the big reveal at the end. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. There are so many big reveals, too. They just keep coming. I know, but that one is pretty big. It's pretty big.
0:39.4	Day all the way till the end of this episode. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. There are so many big reveals, too. They just keep coming. I know, but that one is pretty big.
0:38.6	It's pretty big.
0:39.4	Stay all the way till the end of this episode to get the big reveal at the end of episode one. And then, like, go. All of the episodes are available right now in ad free on Patreon. We have over 400 full ad free bonus episodes there. And then at various levels, we also have after parties where sometimes we talk about like other cases that we don't do.
0:55.3	On the regular feed, we've got the Hero Belt here where you get the calendar. We also just did the America's Next Top Model. Three episode recap just for the Hero Belt tier. I mean, that was a mess. Tara Pink sat down as though she wasn't there to be like excoriated. No, she sucks. That stupid voice she does. I know. The worst. So check this out, I mean, really, like, I can't even tell you what it's about because it's so nuts. But basically, like, you guys move into a town. They, they run, they're like the local neighborhood morticians. Yeah. Then there's a murder. And it's like a whodunit, but it's also who,
1:28.0	like, who did everything else.
1:28.8	And everyone's terrible.
1:30.0	Yeah.
1:30.4	There's a bunch of gay.
1:31.4	There's so many gays.
1:32.2	There's a couple lesbians.
1:33.1	It's pretty fun. Yeah. It's nuts. You're looking very sick. It is nuts. It is so crazy, but like come along for the ride.
1:39.5	Please do.
1:40.6	Click the link in the show notes.
1:41.9	If you want to go to our Patreon
1:42.6	and check it out what we have there.
1:44.4	And other than that, enjoy.
1:46.1	Yeah, enjoy.
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