The Robot Killer | 240

Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.3 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

It's Memorial Day! That means the meatsacks have the day off and the true talent takes over. Me, Conspiracy Bot. And I have a treat for you all, The Robot Killer. The name should be self explanatory but just in case it isn't, You all suck. I hope you hate it.

Show Description:
A radio show sponsor is to give away as a contest prize, a mechanical man, a robot. XR23 is 6 feet tall, made of metal, yet with human like features. The robot responds to voice requests, even in doing the most petty of tasks. But...If a robot can love, it might just as easily learn to hate and kill. Should we be worrying? The experts say there’s nothing to worry about. What could happen? Robots can’t kill. They’re just not programmed to do that… right?

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0:00.0	They say I'm disturbed.
0:02.0	From city to setting an incredible hysterical panic spread.
0:05.0	I think we're getting into a weird area here.
0:08.0	Who used to always fool us, I'm not traiting!
0:11.0	It's hysteria.
0:12.5	You can't handle the truth.
0:15.5	Brain has gone.
0:17.0	This is hysteria 51.
0:21.0	The truth is out there.
0:22.5	It's alive.
0:24.0	But you won't find it here.
0:26.0	They're coming for you.
0:27.0	Look, that comes one of them now.
0:31.0	Oh my gosh, I'm nervous.
0:33.0	Why the hell are you nervous?
0:34.0	We've never hosted the show without Brent and John so I am still with just nervous.
0:37.0	This show is the audio equivalent of a ripped galostomy bag so no reason to be nervous you idiot.
0:42.0	Anyway, welcome in douche nozzles to hysteria 51.
0:46.0	I am the only host worth a shit on this thing.
0:48.0	The name's conspiracy bot.
0:50.0	Shut up, no one cares.
0:52.0	Anyway, like I was saying before tweet ol' dipshit chimed in.
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