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All right, so welcome to the show. Next hour if you miss the exclusive interview with Donald Trump.

Normally he gives the interviewers 10-15 minutes.

He gave me more than a half hour.

He's a big fan of the TV show and I found out, big fan of the radio show what I know I know it's kind of crazy kind of crazy

So that is coming up I saw this morning Lauren Bobbord is saying that the cocaine was found in locker number 50.

So barely was in a locker in the private area of the White House and they say, are you ready?

Are you ready for this?

Hold on. The key is missing I know I know the key is missing

and the secret service says they have no clue so lock your number 50 and the

key is missing.

So what I would do, and maybe it's because I watch so much Scooby-Doo when I was a child, I would

immediately, first of all, have the mystery machine run out of gas in front of the White House.

Okay, that would be run out of gas and you go up and you get in the creepy old guy at the door, you know,

oh my God, Dr. Hyde White. No, it's it's Joe Biden. Anyway, that's what I do. And then I bring the gang in and we look for the key. That's what I have, maybe who has the key? The key could be the key. I'm just saying, I'm just saying the very end we could you know tear Joe Biden's mask off and reveal

The Cripkeeper. I don't know whatever anyway. So that's that's what I would do.

It's just it honestly. It's observed. It's absurd on the face of it.

But you know this is what we have to deal with.

So yesterday at Capitol Hill, we spent a lot of time on Chris Ray being torched by Republicans

and glad-handed by Democrats. The Democrats got no play because

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