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The number is 82926-80. I didn't get a chance to shoot off fireworks yesterday. Really, I did some Roman candles off the deck because, you know, wife's out of town. Nobody the hood it's not very fun to just sit here and

shoot off fireworks myself but anyway I'm going to I'm going to trust me trust me

real quick why am Wyoming paramedics advise people not to shoot fireworks from your orifices.

I guess that's a deal.

I don't know honey I can't find a bottle to launch the bottle rocket out of, what do you suppose we should use?

To stay injury free this 4th of July weekend.

Paramedics in Wyoming advised not to shoot fireworks

for many of your orifices or at people

or even worse, out of an orifice at a person.

Cutting down on alcohol is a good strategy to use too. Maybe that's why people

would put a firework in their orifice. And no idea. Not even sure which orifice, but I have a good

idea. Although I can't imagine lighting the fuse would be very easy to do.

I'm thinking here. Well, one of those grill lighters, one of the bendy handle.

Yeah, maybe. Okay, I can see that. I can see that. Anyway, so lighting off your

own fireworks on the 4th of July is all fun and games until somebody loses a finger or, you know say Wyoming paramedics who spend independence day treating patriotic

fueled burns and worse the Consumer Product Safety Commission reports at about about 10,000 people in the United States are seriously hurt by fireworks every year.

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