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And it's, what, it's already the third.

By the way, I did get gotten a couple times on April Fool's Day because I'm the kind of person I like to believe people and you know I'm a cynical guy right?

So I get online and I see the Kansas City Barbecue Society announcing Saturday that they were going to introduce a new tofu

category to the World Series of Barbecue, which is the largest barbecue competition in the world.

People come from China or not China, you know, but from Japan.

I actually literally when I competed a few years ago and did very well by the way

uh... did win

uh... but uh... they were the met a Japanese team there and so i'm like hook line

and say here what the heck you then right mid-tweet I go okay okay you got me you got me so they got me

there and there was one other I remember what it was oh was emos pizza there's a

place called emos pizza out of st. Louis, and they introduced a new menu item,

and it was just the crust of the pizza in a box that looked like nachos.

And I was like, what are you? Okay, well, maybe well maybe I can eat that I mean I love your pizza but it was a joke it was a

joke so it April 1st it was it was just April Fool's day I don't know whatever It's like a lot of people say that Christmas is a kids holiday April Fool's on kids holiday

Whatever I just I and I don't mind it. I don't mind it all. Oh Oh John Federman did a interview over the weekend, I guess.

I haven't had officially seen it, but we kind of wondering where he has been.

And then you put that on the heels of, nobody knows where, what Diane Feinstein hasn't really said anything lately.

Joe Biden's got dementia among other things.

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