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Hi guys, how you do? And today's, I want today's the first of December, ladies and gentlemen. It is Christmas spirit.

Christmas is coming. You know I know that some of us celebrate obviously Hanukkah and other

holidays and all that.

I'm just gonna I'm not gonna qualify it anymore I'm just gonna say Merry Christmas

okay is that okay and then and when you talk to me and you call me you say

happy Hanukkah if you celebrate happy Hanukh or whatever I don't care, but I'm just going to say Merry Christmas.

There you go. I just heard a report. Did you realize that Tuesday was giving Tuesday?

And it's the thing that I think sooner or later we're going to have, every day is going to be named for something.

You ever notice that when state legislatures are bored, they come up with stuff like, oh, it's the official

burrito of South Dakota, like anybody really cares about that or or this is the official pizza day

it's pizza day it's donut day which is just basically you know different

businesses calling their congressmen saying hey dude I know you're you know

really busy screwing up everything but can you can you just give us a day give us a pizza day give us a you know I don't know we got the weird crap around I live in the Kansas City. We got little places around here like

the is a brenza. It's just little meat sandwich, you know. So I think every day should

have something. Every day should be something special. It has got a little bit much. You kind of lose track after a while because

Thanksgiving for some people became Indigenous People's Day, right? You should feel terrible

about being born and living 400 years after the pilgrims you should just feel awful

of a hate hate hate hate hate yourself go stand in front of the mirror and just go

oh my god I'm so awful because I was born then you want to do well by Black

Friday like to, the Cyber Monday was on Monday and

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