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And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday.

Hopefully one of the last Fridays in the next, I don't know, five or six months that you'll have to get ready to spend your weekend working two or three jobs to pay for Joe Biden's inflation.

I don't know if you saw this.

The average price for a week's worth of groceries family of four, about $300.

So $1,200 a month, $ bucks so 1200 a month 1200 bucks a month

for groceries i remember uh not all that long ago like probably said nine years ago eight nine years ago

used to be about 600 and then it was uh 800 dollars that's where i am right now 1200 dollars

and i'm careful with it i'm really careful. Today I was in the freezer downstairs.

And I was doing an inventory because, you know, I buy stuff like when it's going on sale.

I go to the, you know, Sam's Club, Walmart, whatever.

And I will get meat.

And I've got a big old brisket down there because I'm going to make a smoked brisket and burn ends and all that. And then I'm digging a little bit further.

And you know what I found in the freezer?

The smoked turkey that I bought after they closed them out after Thanksgiving last year.

So I got a one-year-old turkey down there.

Right underneath it was the carcass of a woolly mammoth.

We're still hoping to remove some DNA from that.

But no, I have the smoked turkey from last year that I bought when they cut the price and they put the

yellow sticker on it. I am, I'm always going to shop like I'm poor. That's just the way it is.

What else is? Oh, speaking of, you know, it's a Tyson turkey in the basement. There's another Tyson turkey. Hey, taking the, uh, the ring tonight to Jake Paul. Jake Paul and, uh, and Mike Tyson. This is pretty, I hope that Jake Paul either has really, really, uh, small, difficult to get a hold of ears or he's got him taped back with some some duct tape or what is that stuff they sell on

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