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This is the Rob Carson Show.

It is a Rob Carson show. Hey, it's hump day everybody.

hump day everybody. I don't know why everybody is so mad

that Gavin Newsom and London Breed in San Francisco

are suddenly cleaning up the mess they made for geejing's visit. I don't know what the problem is. See I watch a lot of

H. G. TV and the last thing you want is if you're going to have an open house is

the house looking like crap. You know that's why they say you

should clean up the house bring everybody to stage it that's what they did they

brought in a stager they did they brought in a stager they said you know this is

just not working there's a pile of human feces over here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and there's all these heroin needles and addicted people wandering around and breaking into show.

Yes in the shoplifters, we've got to get rid of those.

Seriously, we will never be able to move this house for Xijing Ping

if we don't clean it up.

That is what I did.

You know, it's like baking fresh baked cookies

when you do an open house.

You want to have the house smell like cookies, right?

Isn't that what they do?

So they do the staging.

They do the open house, because the last thing we want to have here, because nobody wants to, let me say this in Chinese.

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