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Welcome to it, kids.

Thank God it's Monday.

Glad to be back on the air.

I hope you had a good weekend working your second and third jobs because of Joe Biden's economy.

But there is some good news, some good news, I don't even do this.

Gentlemen, I want you to listen real quick here. If you are struggling with not having enough money,

Joe Biden has created a cottage industry.

I don't even have you this, Anthony Fauchy and Joe Biden have created a cottage industry.

I want you to listen real quick here because you don't need a lot of skills.

You can even use your degree from Columbia or Harvard to make yourself some extra money.

Demand for unvaxed sperm is spiking around the country.

Now the only problem is most of you dummies who went to Harvard and whatnot.

You ended up having to get the vaccine anyway so everybody else who

didn't get the vaccine your sperm is at a is a he is at a premium it's liquid

gold is what they're calling it.

Women are turning to shady Facebook groups looking for donors who refuse to get the COVID shot.

So I guess on Facebook marketplace, I do not want to see the accompanying photos.

You just don't, I don't think so.

So anyway, there are some anti-Vax movement

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