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This is the Rob Carson Show.

Hello and welcome to another edition.

Edition, like it's that formal.

Hey, I'm back on the radio again after about 23 hours off.

So anyway, welcome no, 21 hours off.

Welcome to the show and I know that you're all sitting here stewing,

wondering what we're gonna do if our federal government has to shut down and all of the

basic functions of the government will be done, including making sure everybody's paid, including

social security recipients, etc, etc. etc.

I know that you're panicked, you're probably laying in bed in the middle of the night and you're

thinking, gosh, this would be terrible if the government had to shut down for a couple days, considering the government

shut down all of us for over a year.

We couldn't go to any movies, we couldn't go to any concerts, we couldn't have our restaurants open, we couldn't go to any concerts we couldn't have our restaurants open we

couldn't have our gym couldn't go to the gym couldn't get your haircut I wasn't

able to get my hair cut for about a month I was looking real shaggy for a

while there with my TV show that I do on Newsmax who was like what the

hell who's this homeless guy which is not much of a stretch considering where I've

been the last few years but anyway you couldn't go to church the The government said you could go to church for months and months and months.

You couldn't go to church.

You missed funerals of loved ones.

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