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This is the Rob Carson Show. It is the Rob Carson Show. It's Tuesday and we all

know that yesterday another indictment

and we'll get to all of that

dealing with little crisis here this morning.

We had the she shed flooded.

My wife's she shed flooded and so the carpet is all messed up and everything in the

I'm gonna have got a little air conditioner out there and the condensation just wetted the

carpet and everything so I'm thinking that what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get in

touch with Eric Adams, New York, and they are considering

building a giant tent city for illegals, and they're going to spend $20 million a month,

which amounts to $10,000 per illegal.

And I just want to tell you right now I'll take six of

them at $10,000 a month to stay out in the sheet shed I will bring a portage on and

park it outside of there and I will provide a wash basin.

So there you go, six illegals taken care of, state of New York, I'll just take $60,000 a month

for that and I'll even provide some meals. Not all of them.

No, no, no, no, just some of them actually.

Maybe, I might cook a little extra.

I do like to cook, so I'll do it.

I'll do it gladly for $60,000 a month.

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