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Hey guys, it's already Thursday, which means before a 4th of July weekend that this is probably a blow-off work day if you're not off already.

It's just the way it works a lot of the

times but for the rest of us who do have to work we will pick up the slack. Oh man I

was just talking a friend of mine and my producer Brian

he was like what are you doing this weekend you know and and Brian's you know got barbecue

cookouts and all this stuff and here I am and I'm by myself I'm batching it

this weekend right I'm batching it it's going to be awesome and you know wife's out of town and so

I'm pretty much just gonna do stuff here at the house and get the the yeah this is what I think women do a lot of the times they like

to mark their territory you know men are always said that you're marked your territory

women do things to shoe off the competition. For instance when you go to a store I'm just

going to tell you guys who are just now dating you cisgendered people you know in

the audience you know just straight people. Anyway, men, when you started dating, the moment that

she asked you to hang on to her purse while she tries on clothes. It's over! That is not. That is a signal to all

other women. Don't touch him. Don't do anything. The other thing that women do, when they're out of town, they leave the guy a big

honey-do list and the guy knows exactly what's going to happen when you come back and when she

comes back and it ain't done.

All right, so there's two ways that women,

and then another thing that women like to do

that I think my theory is they want to keep you from straying

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